i had a dream that i had a big fuzzy pet rat, it made me happy
i was fishing and so many people were fishing near me and they were making fun of my outdated fishing rod. they kept saying how, compared to their modern and high-tech fishing rods, i was never going to catch any fish. as they were laughing at me i fished literally the biggest fish i've ever seen, i wasn't strong enough to reel it in by myself.
i got to work and i discovered that i was expected to give a tour that i hadn't developed yet to 25 people. i tried to tell my managers that i couldn't give the tour, but they told me i'd just have to make it up. right before the tour was meant to start, i realised the tour tech hadn't been set up and i told j (who was also giving a tour). he then made fun of me for not knowing how to project my voice well enough.
(update: j has since apologised for making fun of me in my dream)
i literally had a dream that i was coding this blog.
i shaved my head. even though i have been growing my hair out, i figured my hair wasn't getting any shorter so i might as well shave it sooner rather than later. after i shaved my hair i did immediately regret shaving my hair.