i had a dream that i had a big fuzzy pet rat, it made me happy

i was fishing and so many people were fishing near me and they were making fun of my outdated fishing rod. they kept saying how, compared to their modern and high-tech fishing rods, i was never going to catch any fish. as they were laughing at me i fished literally the biggest fish i've ever seen, i wasn't strong enough to reel it in by myself.

i got to work and i discovered that i was expected to give a tour that i hadn't developed yet to 25 people. i tried to tell my managers that i couldn't give the tour, but they told me i'd just have to make it up. right before the tour was meant to start, i realised the tour tech hadn't been set up and i told j (who was also giving a tour). he then made fun of me for not knowing how to project my voice well enough.

(update: j has since apologised for making fun of me in my dream)

i literally had a dream that i was coding this blog.

i shaved my head. even though i have been growing my hair out, i figured my hair wasn't getting any shorter so i might as well shave it sooner rather than later. after i shaved my hair i did immediately regret shaving my hair.

i discovered a lab that was surgically experimenting on humans when i was escaping a building. trump was behind it all.

A, L and I took this drug where you had to put these two tiny metal patches on your head then jump down the drain of the sink to begin the trip. the sinks was this tiny little drain in some dingy public bathroom of a random building but once you stepped in it, it sort of sucked you in (i think my subconsious was inspired by watching trainspotting the other night - the toilet scene). then the three of us were in some sort of alternate reality world and we were travelling around, L was holding something he didn't want to hold anymore so it placed it on the bonnet of a moving car. suddenly we were crossing the road towards the building that we begun our trip in and i realised we had never gone into the drain in the first place. suddenly we are back in the public bathroom standing in front of the drains and i realised the whole experience was just a hallucination. people begun coming into this public bathroom and was saying they had to host a dinner party and i woke up then. was sad to wake up because i was having so much fun.