i had a dream that i had a big fuzzy pet rat, it made me happy
i was fishing and so many people were fishing near me and they were making fun of my outdated fishing rod. they kept saying how, compared to their modern and high-tech fishing rods, i was never going to catch any fish. as they were laughing at me i fished literally the biggest fish i've ever seen, i wasn't strong enough to reel it in by myself.
i got to work and i discovered that i was expected to give a tour that i hadn't developed yet to 25 people. i tried to tell my managers that i couldn't give the tour, but they told me i'd just have to make it up. right before the tour was meant to start, i realised the tour tech hadn't been set up and i told joe (who was also giving a tour). he then made fun of me for not knowing how to project my voice well enough.
(update: joe has since apologised for making fun of me in my dream)
i literally had a dream that i was coding this blog.
i shaved my head. even though i have been growing my hair out, i figured my hair wasn't getting any shorter so i might as well shave it sooner rather than later. after i shaved my hair i did immediately regret shaving my hair.
i discovered a lab that was surgically experimenting on humans when i was escaping a building. trump was behind it all.
ava, lawson and I took this drug where you had to put these two tiny metal patches on your head then jump down the drain of the sink to begin the trip. the sinks were these tiny little drains in some dingy public bathroom of a random building but once you stepped in it, it sort of sucked you in (i think my subconsious was inspired by watching trainspotting the other night - the toilet scene). then the three of us were in some sort of alternate reality world and we were travelling around, lawson was holding something he didn't want to hold anymore so it placed it on the bonnet of a moving car. suddenly we were crossing the road towards the building that we begun our trip in and i realised we had never gone into the drain in the first place. suddenly we are back in the public bathroom standing in front of the drains and i realised the whole experience was just a hallucination. people begun coming into this public bathroom and was saying they had to host a dinner party and i woke up then. was sad to wake up because i was having so much fun.
i was falling in love
sophie was part of this cult where you dress up in a white bunny onsie and meditate and then you are able to see the future. I dressed up in the bunny onesie and meditated and discovered Sophie’s future husband (Ty Burrell) planned to kill her. Liv then got dressed in the bunny onesie to meditate and confirm that my vision was correct and to get more clarification. Then we had to try to time travel to save Sophie.
I was going to tassie for Lawson’s bday and right before I was getting on the plane I realised that I grabbed the wrong bag and I didn’t have any of my stuff so I jumped off the plane to go grab it and I missed my flight. Then I had to beg for another flight that day. finally managed to get one but Alex v, who was coming, wasn’t able to get one till the next day. I had to leave her in Kyoto for the night
i was Barry Keoghan and I was going to a movie screening of my newest movie with Jacob elordi and everyone was excited cos I was in the crowd. Then I had to act on stage randomly. Then I went up to the celebrity seating area and I watched a friend pitching their invention to another celebrity and Gina linetti was trying to sabotage them. Then i was back in Robertson dealing with moths in my oats, then i was dealing with my parents friends asking me to help teach them how to cook coz i played a cook in my recent movie.
i got spiked via soup and fell for it about 3 times